What, The Fescues?
The Fescues are an American honky tonk band from Fate, Texas. The band features brotherly
harmonies, paternal instincts, sibling rivalries and music. Each member is 5’10” and above average.
Floyd Fescue is an American institution. He realized he had cousins during a bar fight in
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, when no one came to his rescue. Soon thereafter, he took up
drumming and discovered he had quite an eye for it. His songwriting has been credited with
making grown men cry. He also sings. And plays lead guitar. Lots of lead guitar.
Filbert Fescue is Canadian but was switched at birth. He first gained notoriety in Idaho, but
those charges went away. A short time later, he purchased a pedal steel guitar and never looked
back, becoming the percussionist for Oklahoma-based Texas troubadours Bacon Day and the Banjos.
And he plays lead guitar. Lots of lead guitar.
Fentyl Fescue just looks that way. He first purchased a bass guitar. After a period of
homelessness, he recognized his destiny and began pursuing more lucrative offers. However,
music again called, and he just picked up. Now he is one of us, and he plays lead guitar. He is
also quite gifted with garden implements, and he’s for hire, so.
Frank Fescue is precisely that. He plays tuba and other wind-blowing instruments. He doesn’t perform much.
Finally, there’s Fineas Fescue, our little brother. A multi-instrumentalist by nature, Fineas
arrived by way of a trade with Baltimore for an infielder to be named later. Fineas plays piano,
steel guitar, mandolin, bass, acoustic guitar, and you guessed it—accordion. How fortunate we
were to learn our father spent some time in Pennsylvania!
The Fescues book gigs, and they play them, too. You can dance to their music—or you can sit
this one out because you’ll probably recognize the next song. They’re coming to your town.
You’ll know them by their sparkly shirts, their bus (with the “Darius Rucker” sign on the front) and their lead guitars.
These are The Fescues.
harmonies, paternal instincts, sibling rivalries and music. Each member is 5’10” and above average.
Floyd Fescue is an American institution. He realized he had cousins during a bar fight in
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, when no one came to his rescue. Soon thereafter, he took up
drumming and discovered he had quite an eye for it. His songwriting has been credited with
making grown men cry. He also sings. And plays lead guitar. Lots of lead guitar.
Filbert Fescue is Canadian but was switched at birth. He first gained notoriety in Idaho, but
those charges went away. A short time later, he purchased a pedal steel guitar and never looked
back, becoming the percussionist for Oklahoma-based Texas troubadours Bacon Day and the Banjos.
And he plays lead guitar. Lots of lead guitar.
Fentyl Fescue just looks that way. He first purchased a bass guitar. After a period of
homelessness, he recognized his destiny and began pursuing more lucrative offers. However,
music again called, and he just picked up. Now he is one of us, and he plays lead guitar. He is
also quite gifted with garden implements, and he’s for hire, so.
Frank Fescue is precisely that. He plays tuba and other wind-blowing instruments. He doesn’t perform much.
Finally, there’s Fineas Fescue, our little brother. A multi-instrumentalist by nature, Fineas
arrived by way of a trade with Baltimore for an infielder to be named later. Fineas plays piano,
steel guitar, mandolin, bass, acoustic guitar, and you guessed it—accordion. How fortunate we
were to learn our father spent some time in Pennsylvania!
The Fescues book gigs, and they play them, too. You can dance to their music—or you can sit
this one out because you’ll probably recognize the next song. They’re coming to your town.
You’ll know them by their sparkly shirts, their bus (with the “Darius Rucker” sign on the front) and their lead guitars.
These are The Fescues.